things i learned on vacation

1. my whole family hates my green sweater

2. there is no such thing as spontaneity

3. my dad's car talks way too much

4. there are a ton of billboards for strip clubs along I-75

5. florida has winter too

6. no one who wears contacts actually travels with contact solution

7. i have an "excessive" amount of toiletries

8. the "wicked" soundtrack is one of the only things my brother and i agree on listening to

9. when you go sailing, the boat goes sideways

10."true love's kiss is the most powerful thing in the world"